Too Young To Retire Too Broke To Quit Too Ugly To Strip Sport Backpack
by Funny Work Humor Too Young Retire Broke Quit · Luggage & Travel Gear
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Why it's a great deal
You live that funny work life where you are too young to retire, too broke to quit, and far too ugly to strip, so this bold slogan nails your everyday struggle. Show your sarcastic side at the office, around coworkers, or at after work drinks with a line.
You can wear this for work parties, casual Fridays, office outings, or any retirement themed gathering where the joke is that you are nowhere near done. The distressed wording adds extra work stress attitude.
Durable 600D poly PVC construction with padded 18 inch laptop compartment and ventilated shoe/gear storage
Ergonomic design: padded shoulder straps, adjustable sternum strap, and cushioned back
Premium features: matte coated zippers, fence hook, and integrated carry handle
Specifications
- Size
- One Size Fits Most
- Color
- Black
- Weight
- 1.49 Pounds
- Binding
- Apparel
- Dimensions
- 7.0 inches x 11.0 inches x 18.0 inches
- Part Number
- JARVHJR2DK3B0GLKBXMSQ
- Product Group
- Luggage
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Compared to 8 similar products in Luggage & Travel Gear, pricing is above the category average ($25.43).
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Funny Work Humor Too Young Retire Broke Quit
$43.95